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- A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
- Helen Rowland
- When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
- Author Unknown
- Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
- Andy Rooney
- It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
- Helen Rowland
- A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
- Lana Turner
- Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.
- Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
- When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.
- Jean Giraudoux
- If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
- Linda Ellerbee
- They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
- Clare Booth Luce
- There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
- Camille Paglia
- It's a man's world, and you men can have it.
- Katherine Anne Porter
- I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
- George Jean Nathan
- Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
- Alice Thomas Ellis
- Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
- Amanda Vail
- He is every other inch a gentleman.
- Rebecca West
- A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
- Helen Rowland
- A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.
- Anita Wise
- Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.
- Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own
- It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
- Mae West
- Macho doesn't prove mucho.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house.
- Author Unknown
- How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.
- Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook
- A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery.
- Clare Booth Luce
- You [men] are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from?
- Mary Edwards Walker
- Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
- Robert Byrne
- Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
- Tony Kornheiser
- Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
- Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
- Maureen Murphy
- God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
- Robin Williams
- Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man.
- Arthur Helps, Thoughts in the Cloister and the Crowd
- Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
- Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook
- What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.
- From the television show Civil Wars
- The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
- Author Unknown
- A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
- Ella Harris
- Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
- Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook
- There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
- Author Unknown
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