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  Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.- Jayne Mansfield
 
 A gentleman is a patient wolf.- Henriett Tiarks
 
 No nice men are good at getting taxis.- Katharine Whitehorn
 
 I never married because I have three pets at home that serve the same purpose as a husband.  I have a dog that growls in the morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.- Marie Corelli
 
 I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.- Adela Rogers St John
 
 Being a bachelor is the first requisite of a man who wishes to form the perfect household.- Beverly Nichols
 
 The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing--and then marry him.- Cher
 
 If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.  Husbands, due to an unknown quirk of the universe, never hear you the first time. - Estelle Getty
 
 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.  The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.- Agatha Christie
 
 There is so little difference between husbands, you might as well keep the first.- Adela Rogers St John
 
 None of you (men) ask for anything--except everything, but only so long as you need it.- Doris Lessing
 
 In passing, also, I would just like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on women.- Lady Nancy Astor
 
 Men and women, women and men.  It will never work.- Erica Jong
 
 Getting along with men isn't what's truly important.  The vital knowledge is how to get along with a man.  One man. - Phyllis McGinley
 
 The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.- Natalie Wood
 
 I married beneath me--all women do.- Lady Nancy Astor
 
 Women are not men's equals in anything except responsibility.  We are not their inferiors, either, or even their superiors.  We are quite simply different races.- Phyllis McGinley
 
 Men are too emotional to vote.  Their condict at baseball games and political conventions shows this, while their innate tendency to appeal to force renders them particularly unfit for the task of government ... Man's place is in the armory.- Alive Duer Miller
 
 If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.- Erma Bombeck
 
 The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.- Madame de Stael
 
 Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: Chances are he will not use it wisely.- Bette-Jane Raphael
 
 The male is a domestic animal, which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.- Jilly Cooper
 
 Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17--to get it back, in a second flowering, at the age of 70 to 90.- Isak Dinesen
 
 Whatever women do they must do twice as well to be thought of as half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.- Charlotte Whitton
 
 Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.- Agatha Christie
 
 If it wasn't for women men would still be hanging from trees.- Marilyn Peterson
 
 Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy, fat women.- Marion Smith
 
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